Quote of the Week

For those of you who are unaware of my current employment, I am a counselor for BYU Sports Camps. It is a fine job with lots of opportunity to have a good time. The following story takes place at my place of work. I was returning to the dorms after a meeting with my supervisor when I came across two young volleyball players. The lads asked me if my name was Harvey. Unbeknownst to them, my nickname amongst my fellow counselors was Harvey Dent or Two-Face due to my resemblance to one Aaron Eckhart. I laughed at the question posed by the two campers and told them that that was not my name, however it is one of my aliases. The boys then asked me the following question, "Who is Harvey Dent and Two-Face?" Anger stirred within my breast as I contemplated the sheer stupidity of that question. I wished to sit and educate the young lads and tell them the grand stories and adventures of Batman and his duels with Two-Face. However, they had angered me too much. So I responded, "They are one and the same. He is from Batman. I love Batman. And you have defiled him. Go to your rooms." Then I watched as they hung their heads in shame and marched off to their lonely dorm rooms. Mother chuffers.